I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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