If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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