what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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