6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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