im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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