everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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