Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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