But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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