Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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