one two three fourrrrnication!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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