Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
