I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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