Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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