VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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