Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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