hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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