butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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