If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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