so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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