pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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