i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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