i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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