Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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