Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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