Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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