Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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