VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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