I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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