I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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