I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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