Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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