she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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