belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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