In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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