dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Randomize