I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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