I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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