why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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