these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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