no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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