she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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