My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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