Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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