I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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