Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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