when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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