uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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