I'm drive I can fine osifer
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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