Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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