well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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