she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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