the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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