Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
